The Butcher

In the words of Chris Farley, may he rest in peace, in his role in Tommy Boy, "I can get a good look at a T-bone by looking up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it."

I think I'd rather take Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's word that U.S. forces are the main dividing force in Iraq than actually go there and look. You could also listen to me, but I suppose I'm just a butcher in training.